Tag Archives: life

Turkey club

Thanks for the turkey club sandwich. Was this meant for an alligator to eat this thing or what?
What makes you think I enjoy breaking my jaw?


Turning left

You are set to turn left and you’re the first in line to do so. You have to wait for a long line of cars to pass before you can turn. Then just as the light is turning red a guy that can barely walk (because he’s wasted in daylight) crosses the entrance driveway and you’re forced to wait for him to stumble across.

Not like this is super funny but it seems to happen a lot in life. Party on.

Why must all good things come to an end? Where can I find a never ending whiskey bottle?

When you go out to a bar, it would be so nice if your glass just magically refilled on it’s own. Just think – no more going up to that bar smashing your whole body into some stranger while the back of your hair is in someone’s beer cup, but anyway that’s an unnecessary invention. I would stay away from those kinds of bars anyway!

I haven’t lived long enough to know every thing about life, but I do know that we often are disappointed and saddened by the crap that happens. Everyone is all smiles & then….boom. From serious situations as someone passing away, someone breaks your heart & you thought…..they were the one…, or you work with a great group of people and make great money, but you are laid off…………….on to more less harsh ones – You just bought an iPad and it fell and cracked & you didn’t get the warranty, your favorite contestant got voted off, they discontinued your favorite scent at Bath & Body Works and you JUST cleaned the floor, but some knucklehead spilled whiskey all over it because he was too drunk to pour shots for your friends.

I wish good things never came to and end. I wish everyone was happy all the time. I wish there weren’t any illnesses or evil things in this world. I really, really do.