Monthly Archives: June 2013

Blue screen of death

Hey when the tv isn’t working the way it should be, let’s make it a bright blinding blue color. – some guy at Sony


Turkey club

Thanks for the turkey club sandwich. Was this meant for an alligator to eat this thing or what?
What makes you think I enjoy breaking my jaw?

Marshall’s outfit

I’m wearing a purple sweater and light gray pants. Do I look like a 40 year old woman that’s going to a school play?

Just about to relax and then!

You’re exhausted and you lay in bed and get all comfy and your eyes get heavy and then you’re like, shoot did I forget to take my kid outta the dryer?