Category Archives: food

Too lazy to grab that napkin

Sometimes you’re watching tv while eating a delicious sandwich that would fall apart if you let it down. You realize you’ve got the wrong reality show on and you’re either too lazy to grab a napkin or you don’t want to get the remote greasy. And then someone says boy I wish I had your problems and ruins it.


Turkey club

Thanks for the turkey club sandwich. Was this meant for an alligator to eat this thing or what?
What makes you think I enjoy breaking my jaw?

New Food Network star – me

Tune into the Food Network tonight for my new show where I make food, taste it and tell everyone how bad it is. It’s an hour show starting at 8. The first half hour is of me at the grocery store getting aggravated.