Tag Archives: humor

Too lazy to grab that napkin

Sometimes you’re watching tv while eating a delicious sandwich that would fall apart if you let it down. You realize you’ve got the wrong reality show on and you’re either too lazy to grab a napkin or you don’t want to get the remote greasy. And then someone says boy I wish I had your problems and ruins it.


Turkey club

Thanks for the turkey club sandwich. Was this meant for an alligator to eat this thing or what?
What makes you think I enjoy breaking my jaw?


Just about to relax and then!

You’re exhausted and you lay in bed and get all comfy and your eyes get heavy and then you’re like, shoot did I forget to take my kid outta the dryer?


Moving trucks and hauling out

Don’t have any friends? Get a pickup truck.


Vacation zone

Because sometimes eating is way better than sightseeing