Sometimes you’re watching tv while eating a delicious sandwich that would fall apart if you let it down. You realize you’ve got the wrong reality show on and you’re either too lazy to grab a napkin or you don’t want to get the remote greasy. And then someone says boy I wish I had your problems and ruins it.
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Thanks for the turkey club sandwich. Was this meant for an alligator to eat this thing or what?
What makes you think I enjoy breaking my jaw?
You’re exhausted and you lay in bed and get all comfy and your eyes get heavy and then you’re like, shoot did I forget to take my kid outta the dryer?