Hey when the tv isn’t working the way it should be, let’s make it a bright blinding blue color. – some guy at Sony
Thanks for the turkey club sandwich. Was this meant for an alligator to eat this thing or what?
What makes you think I enjoy breaking my jaw?
I’m wearing a purple sweater and light gray pants. Do I look like a 40 year old woman that’s going to a school play?
You’re exhausted and you lay in bed and get all comfy and your eyes get heavy and then you’re like, shoot did I forget to take my kid outta the dryer?
Some people get angry when they drink, but for those who get happy, they should be able to drink at work. Here’s to getting slammed before happy hour.