Top places you will never find a hipster to be at

1. Home Depot
Are they really gonna get on a ladder and hammer away at something?
2. The bank
They’re all broke but can still afford beer! PBRs!
3. Work
I’ll do it tomorrow..
4. Hollywood
It’s just not their thing.
5. Nordstroms
See you at the local hip fashion store on the corner of my street.
6. Church
This is more than obvious
7. Disney Land
No one will care about the band shirt I’m wearing there…
8. A family birthday party
Just can’t see this happening either. Gotta hang with my bros and drool over our own sleeve tattoos.
9. Applebee’s
Let’s eat hot dogs and pizza. Everyone goes to Applebee’s. We’re not everyone. Hipsters unite! Hipster hashtags.
10. Things Remembered
I engraved this pen holder for you? Nah.

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