Rihanna Named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. But do we need the word “alive” in this sentence?

I highly doubt there are many dead sexy people. Omgz did you see how hot that dead guy was? That guy is alive AND sexy. It’s like an unneeded word (so is “like”). This reminds me of Brian Reagan’s comedy bit about the “new baby”. Are there any old babies?

Well good for Rihanna. They should say “of the year” because they don’t stay sexy for two years. Remember when Tom Cruise was the sexiest man alive? That’s ridiculous. I could drink 34 shots of whiskey and still not believe that.

I’ll have to elaborate a little more later 🙂

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