Yeah KIA, nice marketing campaign. I so want to buy your vehicles because hip hop hamsters drive them.

Hamsters are cute. Hip hop isn’t and never will be even if you add “lil” in front of your name. Hamsters do not belong in cars. I think the whole animal thing works for Geico, but not you, KIA. Seriously a Geico commercial just came on. Holy hits of whiskey. You can pretty much get away without the sidekicks. Just drive a car around and play some indie music like Phoenix or Bloc Party. If you really can’t sell anything, use a look-a-like Kim Kardasian like how Old Navy did then get sued by her.


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